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Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro admission forms into Higher National Diploma (HND) programmes for the 2017/2018 session is out – See how to apply below.   This is to inform all interested candidates that applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission to the Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro for the underlisted courses in 2017/2018 academic year.

 OLUMO ROCK   TITLE: OLUMO ROCK LOCATION: ABEOKUTA SIZE: 137meters TOUR GUILD: Ambience Affairs Olumo Rock is a popular tourist attraction in the city of Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria. It was used as a fortress by the Egba people in the early 19th century. Olumo Rock, one of the most popular tourist destinations in Nigeria, West Africa, Sits in the ancient city center of Abeokuta a name which means “Under the Rock”. It has a height of 137metres above sea level. Abeokuta was originally inhabited by the Egba people who found refuge at the Olumo rock during the intertribal wars in the 19th century.

THE FOUR SMART STUDENT One night four college students were out partying late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty with grease and dirt. Then they went to the Dean and said they had gone out to a wedding last night

 A BLANK QUESTION PAPER One day a professor entered the classroom and asked his students to prepare for a surprise test.  They waited anxiously at their desks for the test to begin.  The professor handed out the question paper with the text facing down as usual.  Once he handed them all out, he asked his students to turn the page and begin.  

University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) JUPEB admission programme for the 2017/2018 session has been announced – Get Direct Entry Admissions into UNN and other JUPEB-affiliated universities in Nigeria and other Universities Abroad – See details below.   The University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) invites application from suitably qualified members of the public for Admission into the university Joint University Preliminary Examinations Board (JUPEB) programme for 2017/2018 session.

  A man and his son were going through the forest hills. Suddenly, the boy fell down on the trail and screamed with a pain, “Aah!” Surprisingly, he heard the same voice from the mountain, “Aah!” Curiously, the boy shouted, “Who is this?” But the voice replied the same,

  There was a rich couple who was throwing a big new year party at their house.  So they went shopping at the market where everything was of high cost and fixed price.  They wanted to maintain their level of standard so didn’t mind paying for it.  After purchasing all they needed, they called a porter to carry everything and drop it at their home.

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro in the under listed part-time National Diploma (ND) programmes.

  Long ago, there lived a woodcutter in a small village.  He was sincere in his work and very honest.  Every day, he set out into the nearby forest to cut trees.  He brought the woods back into the village and sold them out to a merchant and earn his money.  

The Registrar of the Joint Admission and matriculation board, JAMB has stated that the board will soon conduct supplementary admission for candidates who had hitches in the registration and examination process.

Thank you Lord